New clients should give me at least 12 hrs for an appointment. 

I am available to established clients with 8hrs notice/same day.  

Should you want to meet within 2 hours, please expect to pay a $100 convenience fee on top of my standard rate (Boston only)

Please know that availability is never guaranteed so scheduling time as far in advance will increase probability for your preferred meeting date.

Touring dates are never guaranteed. I do my best to be diligent about updates. I will only tour when I have pre-booked appointments that have been confirmed with a deposit. 

Thank you for your understanding.  

We know the pathway to a fulfilling experience together is trust and openness.   I welcome correspondence and your questions via email or phone. In fact, as part of my booking protocol, I offer a complimentary phone conversation so that we can get better acquainted.  There is nothing like hearing the tone in a voice to create anticipation. 

I understand texting is easy and often preferred by most people but please know that I have a flip phone which is not conducive for long form conversation. I also cannot always immediately respond this way, so please excuse any delay.

If you would like to speak on the phone, we can schedule a time. I am not always free to speak on demand. 

My phone number is 917-617-0746.

Discretion and transparency can exist in harmony.

Please be willing to provide your full legal name and a form of employment verification.  Work verification means I need you to provide one of the following: your company website with your info, a linkedin profile or other relevant business website, work email/phone number or a photo of your work i.d.

A 25% deposit is necessary to secure our time together. 

I try to be flexible with the manner in which you pay for the deposit. The preferred way is via Cashapp, Venmo or Z elle. 

You can also purchase a gift card from my gift section or purchase a select gift card ( Uber, Delta or Capital Grille or Hyatt.) For all gift cards online, please contact me first as I have dedicated email for them.  Please note: Uber and Delta are available for purchase in store. If you purchase a physical card, please take a picture of the front and back of the card with the receipt. 

Booking in advance is necessary, whether you are booking me or when I am visiting your city or locally in the Boston area.  My schedule fluctuates.  Once the date/location is agreed upon, deposits are expected within 48hrs unless otherwise agreed upon and are non-refundable. 

I have 24hr cancellation policy. If you cancel within 24 hours, the entire amount, less the original deposit is expected. 

Thank you for respecting my time. 

My diary, or blog, as it is commonly known, The Unicorn Theorem, is a love letter to you.  

In the last couple of years, I have transitioned my diary into audio. The audio notes recorded are often a stream of consciousness and are not AI generated. My vulnerability and sexuality is there for you to revel in.